That's it. I am 30 years old. Quite appropriately my body seems to have given into the ageing process and is slowly deteriorating as I write. This may also be the cold/flu I've been trying to keep at arm's length for a while now. But I'll just go on pretending it's me ageing faster than Nicole Kidman without Botox.
It's not all bad, but turning 30 and feeling like you're only a day or two away from being bedridden isn't a great start. However, I shall persevere and google all the people who are older than me and still functioning normally and not falling apart at the seams.